I like bananas a bunch

Ugh, never start a conversation about pi, it goes on forever.

I take Pi whenever I go boating.

That’s dinghy.

A boat carrying red paint crashed into a boat carrying blue paint. The crew were marooned.

Sam, I red your post a few times before I got it. Good one!

Just one crew got marooned? I would’ve thought it would affect both ships’ cruise.

I betha some were feeling blue, some were red with anger, some were green with envy, and some were so scared they turned yellow.

And a few decided that something needed to be done, and they threatened to get violet.

It was a black day indeed. A red mark on the ocean liners reputation.

Guess you’re white about that, Beck.

Would a Russian who is not with it be called a Red Square?

Would a member of California’s nobility be called an Orange Count-y?

Does he have a son, Baron?

No, his wife is barren.

I heard the president’s son is barren.

You have a very dry humor.

In the desert I didn’t see that well, so I died of thirst.

But…there ain’t no one for to give you no pain…

No, they’ve all gone to look for America.

They shouldn’t bother looking east or west; America is either North or South.