I like bananas a bunch

It’ll take intestinal fortitude to go there.

Should we call in some GIs?

I heard the Army marches on its stomach.

That’s a General statement.

No more body part puns? We had ulna just begun!

Butt they’re a pain in the ass.

My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

About a month before my grandfather died, we covered his back full of lard. After that, he went downhill very quickly.

How sad, Grandfather was clocked.

Was his physiology unusual in any way? Like for example, did he have a big hand and a little hand?

He was cuckoo.

I would imagine it was pretty easy to get him wound up.

It was, IG, but then his ticker stopped and his time ran out.

Are you sure? Did you watch him?

We could cure him with stem cell therapy.

But then you might lose cyto him.

What about crystal woo, anyone heard of it?

of quartz I’ve heard of crystal woo, what of it?

Crystal Woo? Wasn’t she in that '60s girl group The Crystals? They were real gems!

They were, but she was a rebel who would never ever be any good.