Oliver Twists
Chuck’s buried.
Kid Rocks
Pop rocks.
Pop rocks, but Ma wished he’d play classical.
They could meet in the middle over ‘Big Band’ music.
Pop tried to meld classical and rock, but soon knew he had to get Bach to where he once belonged.
But he knew it couldn’t last.
He couldn’t get a Handel on it?
You can’t Handel the flute!
Don’t toot your own horn.
I can Handel a flute just fine. (Classically-trained flautist here.) But let’s get Bach to basics.
I Ravel in that knowledge.
Oh sure, flaunt that you’re a flautist! Well, Imma boast I’m a bloater!
Didja hear about that lawsuit over the flute? Everyone was relieved when the case was closed.
I guess subsequent events couldn’t play out.
That puts me on a fugue.
Flute players blow!
Banjo players are so picky!
Spoon players do it on their thighs.