Serfing is a feudal activity.
I’m paddling furiously to keep up, here.
Beck, you’ve had a raft of difficulties lately.
Yeah, I’m drowning in despair.
Let’s call it a wash, shall we?
Water you gonna do?
I’m not ready to move on cuz water floats my boat.
I totally ship you two together.
Just going with the flow, eh?
Why is the hairdressers hand always in the air? She has a permanent wave!
Hair today, tomorrow wig-go toupee shopping.
If you wear a wig, do you get fakes of dandruff?
If you find yourself worrying about dandruff, take the weight off your shoulders by switching to specially-formulated anti-dandruff shampoo.
You know why ‘Dander’ didn’t make the cut to pull the sleigh for Santa on that stormy Christmas eve?
There were enough flakes flying already.
Aw, c’mon Beck. I’m sure that you’re snowing me with that story.
“When it snows in your nose, you catch cold in your brain.” – Allen Ginsberg
The nose knows when it snows.
Noses are trouble makers, regular nares do well.
Definitely trouble makers. In fact, I smell a rat.
Smell a rat? Gnaw! That’s fragrant rationalization!