The baker had only half the flour he needed so he decided to make short bread.
You’re telling a tall one.
I’m tilling a toll road’s median. It helps me feel centered.
I’m not sure the average person would feel the same way.
The average person is mean.
Well, I’m intemperate.
Did you hear about the holes in the ground? No? Well, well, well…
I think the police are looking into those.
I’m wishing that were true.
Surely there will be an in depth news update.
I’m sure they will share some deep thoughts on the matter.
Still waters…and all.
Naw, we will wave those away.
And hat should tide us over.
It’s a beanie, baby.
Fascinator!
Don’t you mean fezinator?
Is that another name for a Fez dispenser?
A Fez dispenser? That would be cap-tivating.
Absolutely fedorable!