I like bananas a bunch

It’s Hela crazy, right?

I’ve found living Veles the best revenge.

I like Jesus, but Jesus loves me, so it’s awkward.

Rather thorny, I would think.

It’s a cross to bear.

Church mice really love cheeses.

Church photographers must feel trapped.

I read that and I thought “pew.”

My thought was, “Nothing could be more terrifying than public squeaking.”

Don’t fear - you’re a monk’s friends.

If a monk prepares a chicken dinner for the brothers in the monastery, is he preparing friared chicken?

I don’t know, but I’ll ‘tuck’ in my napkin and eat.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike, until I realized the Lord doesn’t work that way. So I stole one and asked Him to forgive me instead.

So you think that the Lord wheelded some influence?

I would consider that an unforgivable Schwinn.

Don’t peddle your juginess around here!

My beliefs are spoken for.

I really thought you’d all be in tandem with me on this.

I try not to ride with crazy cycle paths.

I like banana seats a bunch…