My toes got amputated. I can’t stand it! I’m totally lack toes intolerant!
I wonder how much less I would whey without toes.
Be sure to use safe handling procedures. I don’t want you to get ptomaine poisioning.
Are cynics poisonous?
No but they’re a pain in the arsenic.
My high school chemistry teacher asked me to name an inert gas. Sadly, I’d just suffered a small injury in the lab. So I replied, “Sorry, I just bumped my neon the desk.”
Jokes about noble gasses never get a reaction.
They bomb every time, atom style.
I would talk about uranium, but I am clearly out of my element here.
Uranium?!? What about my anium?!
It’s eating pasta. It wants to carb-on, to prepare for a marathon.
Would that pasta be Spaghetti Carbonara?
Only if cooked by Penne, from The Big Bang Theory.
Oops, wrong thread.
Sheldon would say “That’s real Eye-talian!”
Genoa good Italian restaurant around here?
Pizza heck out of me.
I know of a topless Italian restaurant but it’s a little too saucy for me.
A clear view of Naples is not for everyone.
Venice the lasagna gonna be ready?