I like bananas a bunch

My toes got amputated. I can’t stand it! I’m totally lack toes intolerant!

I wonder how much less I would whey without toes.

Be sure to use safe handling procedures. I don’t want you to get ptomaine poisioning.

Are cynics poisonous?

No but they’re a pain in the arsenic.

My high school chemistry teacher asked me to name an inert gas. Sadly, I’d just suffered a small injury in the lab. So I replied, “Sorry, I just bumped my neon the desk.”

Jokes about noble gasses never get a reaction.

They bomb every time, atom style.

I would talk about uranium, but I am clearly out of my element here.

Uranium?!? What about my anium?!

It’s eating pasta. It wants to carb-on, to prepare for a marathon.

Would that pasta be Spaghetti Carbonara?

Only if cooked by Penne, from The Big Bang Theory.

Oops, wrong thread.

Sheldon would say “That’s real Eye-talian!”

Genoa good Italian restaurant around here?

Pizza heck out of me.

I know of a topless Italian restaurant but it’s a little too saucy for me.

A clear view of Naples is not for everyone.

Venice the lasagna gonna be ready?