My Gamma makes great cake.
Is Gamma married to Poppa Ray?
No, Gamma’s staying right beside Delta Dawn
Does she have a flower on?
No, silly, that’s in the cake.
Cake jokes leave me in tiers.
I sing of cake jokes.
Anything I say now would get a frosting reception.
Got a fantastic stereo made of cake. It’s a gateau blaster.
Dragons love lair cakes.
A dragon will always tip the scales in its favor.
No weigh!
Weighing an elephant is much the same as weighing a human but on a much larger scale.
That’s because the elephant always travels with a trunk.
They NEVER forget their trunks.
And elephants are great employees - they work for peanuts.
Ivory much like elephants.
What’s an elephant’s favorite album?
“Tusk” by Fleetwood Mac.
I understand that producing that album was a mammoth undertaking.
And “Tusk” is known far and wide as a hugely ‘ella phantasic album!