Feel free to crack one open, strap yourself in, and dive deeply into the discussion.
I feel this conversation has reached it’s climax.
Eh, Jack, you late! You shoulda come many secs ago.
Jack was busy lifting a car.
Jack can lift a car but, can he jump over a candlestick?
In a flash.
Yep, he’s a gas, gas, gas!
Time to steer this discussion off target. Hi, Jack!
I’ll take “Things You Shouldn’t Say at an Airport” for $100, please, Alex.
“This is Jet Parody!”
Okay, I gotta admit, that one was just plane good.
It flew right over my head.
That’s okay, Beck, you can wing it from here.
I felt sick at the airport and was afraid I might have a terminal illness.
That’s going to fuel a lot of speculation.
Especially if we speculate about Vin Diesel.
Some of my friends like to chug corn syrup. They are really into the Karo scene.
Did you hear about the piece of window glass that made it to the big league?
That’s right; it became a propane.
Did that glass make it to the big league the same time as that farm machinery? You know, it became a protractor.
Jokes about tractor-trailers are semi funny.