Sew what if he is?
Zip your lip!
I call bullshirt on that!
You’re all a bunch of knitwits.
Well, you don’t have to be an ascot about it.
That’s better than skirting the issue.
But I prefer scantily addressed topics.
Brace yourself (especially if you’re a Brit)
Are you going to belt it out?
I think you kilt me.
Is that a choice of attire or just your jeans?
This isn’t a contest, no need to jockey for position.
Yes, we should also keep it brief.
This is tutu silly.
Reminds me of the time I got so mad during a spat about spats I sat and shat. And then I spat. And that was that.
Ah yes. I read about that in Spats Illustrated magazine.
You must have spats in your spelfrey.
Did you find that spelling in the Oxford dictionary?
It was a dictionary he got in some high heeled store.
Maybe it’s time to give him the boot.