I like bananas a bunch

Sew what if he is?

Zip your lip!

I call bullshirt on that!

You’re all a bunch of knitwits.

Well, you don’t have to be an ascot about it.

That’s better than skirting the issue.

But I prefer scantily addressed topics.

Brace yourself (especially if you’re a Brit)

Are you going to belt it out?

I think you kilt me.

Is that a choice of attire or just your jeans?

This isn’t a contest, no need to jockey for position.

Yes, we should also keep it brief.

This is tutu silly.

Reminds me of the time I got so mad during a spat about spats I sat and shat. And then I spat. And that was that.

Ah yes. I read about that in Spats Illustrated magazine.

You must have spats in your spelfrey.

Did you find that spelling in the Oxford dictionary?

It was a dictionary he got in some high heeled store.

Maybe it’s time to give him the boot.