I like bananas a bunch

Circles, eh? That seems like a well rounded topic.

I hate circles. They seem so pointless.

But circles do go well with pi.

That’s really not my sphere.

As the world turns…

Let’s put a favorable spin on this.

OK, here’s my 12.5 cents, or bit, if you prefer.

You really drilled it home with that bit.

Screw that, I don’t think he nailed it at all.

It’s just like the motto of the Pork Loving Porn Stars’ Union: “When you’re holding a nailer, everything looks like a ham”.

Didn’t Mike Hammer say that?

If he did, then he’s a tool.

I find this current tangent absolutely riveting.

I saw that somewhere, myself.

You absolutely nailed it.

That was tacky.

I got the point.

These puns are awl right.

I find them kind of screwy, myself.

So do I, a bit.