If you have a nice brunch, you should quiche the cook.
Why did you throw eggs and milk at my new wife?
I just wanted to quiche the bride.
Everyone cried at my sister’s wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
Oh, sure, just layer on the bad puns.
I like big bundts, and I cannot lie.
Icing another tuneful pun.
Sprinkled with rain…
A slice of life.
And a small in size slice to boot.
Served on a pied tablecloth.
I thought puns about tablecloths were already covered here.
Ok, so let’s table that.
If you’re looking for someone to have lunch with at that table in the park, pick Nick.
My post #3441 made absolutely no sense. Til now. Carry an umbrella when you go to the park.
I got fed up with people getting my floor wet with their drippy umbrellas. I had to make a stand.
I asked my iPhone, “Surely I don’t need an umbrella today”?" Siri replied, “Yes, and don’t call me Shirley.” Turns out I had left the Airplane mode on.
I worked a shift once at the umbrella factory, yes I was just covering for someone.
Some very dry puns now.
You guys are all wet.
Let’s put damp-er on this.