I like bananas a bunch

Thread Games
3624

I tried to make a go at being a psychic, but eventually gave up. I just couldn’t see a future in it.

3625

I once though about becoming an acupuncturist, but I couldn’t see the point.

3626

I was studying to be a watch maker, but I didn’t have the time.

3627

I applied for a position at the hair-replacement company because I heard there was growth potential.

3628

I wanted to be an axe murderer, but I just couldn’t swing it.

3629

I quit the real estate business because there was just not a lot to sell.

3630

I thought about becoming an optometrist, but I just couldn’t see myself doing it.

3631

I wanted to specialize in Proctology, butt…

3632

I thought that I could take a crack at being a chiropractor.

3633

I thought of being a font designer, but I wasn’t the right type.

3634

I wanted to be a butcher but I just didn’t have the chops.

3635

I wanted to be a gastroenterologist, but I didn’t have the guts.

3636

I took a stab at it, but soon found I wasn’t cut out to be a surgeon.

3637

I once interviewed for a job as a carpenter but it didn’t seem on the level.

3638

I’m serious, that carpenter job was not above board.

3639

I was going to do a tribute to a dead comic, but I just couldn’t Hackett.

3640

My career as a jockey was dead at the gate.

3641

Then just do it with glee, son.

3642

He said, responding to a Pryor post.

3643

Could this thread get any Wilder?