When you travel across Texas talking with the locals, you go through with drawls.
When a Texan travels to Oklahoma, the average IQ of both states goes up.
Not if they go through Arkansas.
A divorce in Arkansas, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida all have the same result: Somebody’s fixin’ to lose them a trailer.
That right there is funny!
We’ll all get the trailer. When they make movies about these disasters.
Some movies are themselves a disaster.
We could make a towering inferno out of them.
That sank like the Titanic.
Leave a Rose at the sinking site. Unless she boards the Carpathia.
I’m busy rearranging the deck chairs.
Someone stole my chair and I am not going to take this sitting down.
Just consider it a charitable donation.
Only if I get a thank-you gift.
I would never give a woman a watch as a gift, because she would already have a clock above the stove.
Watch your mouth or a woman is going to clock you.
If they don’t get you with one hand, the second hand will.
I like bananas a bunch.
(Hand)
Well they do have appeal.
No skin off mine.