Weelaxation is that wonderful feeling when you finally get to pee.
Wouldn’t that be peelaxation?
Aren’t you being peedantic?
Well, urine no better.
This thread is an exercise in "stream of consciousness’, am I right?
Sometimes when I masturbate, and I really have to pee, I don’t know if I’m coming or going.
I’d say that’s a little PeeMI.
Yeah, you don’t need to leak information like that.
What a drip.
Well, urethra comer or a goer, you can’t be both at once.
Just don’t glans in my direction.
But then how can I keep my eye on the balls?
Isn’t that a Urethra Franklin song?
I’m starting to think there’s a vas deferens between me and all of you.
That prostrates me.
We’ll just play around with one or two test tickles before we have a real laugh.
I think you’ve committed a logical phallusy.
Scrotum if ya got 'em.
“Oh God!” he ejaculated.
I understand that Nivea cream is good foreskin.