If you did, would Dance Rather report on it?
Pardon me for waltzing in here.
Why does Fred Astaire like that? It’s not polite.
Shall we hit him a glancing blow?
Only if he cuts a rug.
Did you hear about the cat that preferred living in the family automobile to living in the house?
Yep. It was a car pet.
I auto groan at that, but I laughed.
Hey, put the brakes on, let’s not get crazy!
I wheel not make any promises.
And so, the thread keeps motoring along.
It’s been such a gas!
I’m steering clear of gas puns.
Making gas puns is pretty fuelish.
Tanks a lot for that.
All in favor of conserving gasoline, please raise your right foot.
That pun comes to you from the right coast.
Which is never left behind.
Hey, dems da brakes.
I tire of these terrible puns.
Wheel then, think of some other puns.