I like bananas a bunch

Molasses are very tiny, and dark.

Aspartame wants to believe that.

Toothless blowjobber gets sorghum.

That could possible gum things up.

I would chews a different pastime.

Then just stay home alone and masticate.

What kinda likker are you serving?

Trying to gin up support for a change of topic, Beck?

That sounded rather rye.

It was worth a shot.

Yes, but I’m sure that someone will wine about it.

Alcoholism – the one problem you can’t drink away.

Work, the curse of the drinking man.

Work always gives the drinking man a rum for his money.

Drinking alcohol made from blue agave is a good way tequila few brain cells.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor

Sounds like you’re playing hop scotch.

I drink only on days beginning with “T” – Tuesday, Thursday, today and tomorrow.

Oh, you’re a real ‘T’ totaler, then.

I totaled a T one time. My golf club blew it to smithereens.