If you slip on one of those, you’ll get an elliptical contusion.
Slip on one of those, fall on your face, and you might get an optical contusion.
I see what you did there.
I knew you’d be watching, Beck. 
Eye was watching too.
Cornea tell me what happened, I missed it.
You must be a bad pupil.
I see what you’re saying.
Hey! I just remembered the year is: 2020.
This thread is getting cornea and cornea.
The optics of the situation would indicate that, I agree.
So let’s just put a lid on it.
I had to put glasses on my phone after it lost all its contacts.
You deserve lashes for that one.
Iris going to say that myself.
Rather vitreous attacks for a humor thread.
Then lens do something else.
I see how you are.
Eye puns aren’t really puns. They’re optical allusions.
Blink!!