I like bananas a bunch

My cat is now an indoor cat. He got too good at hunting local small wildlife, and I don’t know how many Catskills I had to remove from the back deck.

I think Ural a little weird.

I Etna’d a big supper.

I don’t think you Ararat.

Did you say you wanted a Shasta?

Come in for a drink, it’s Rainier outside.

How can I Everest when you guys keep posting these rappel-ent puns?

I’m climbing the Steppes to get out of this pun topic.

What a Lhotse thing to say!

I’m willing Tibet Eurasian.

Don’t bet the good China…

Don’t spill India ink on it either.

That would be a total Laos.

It seems like it’s getting a little Smokey in here.

Maybe something’s Burma-ing.

This is getting quite Laos-y.

Panache, that one was a real Turkey.

Guess it’s time to Taiwan on.

For that you deserve a kick Indonesia little rascal!

Just don’t put your Bhutan my face!