Route, route, route for the home team.
We’ve been very thorough, fair to say.
Sometimes cross roads cause road rage.
Motorists should work together during traffic jams instead of yelling at each other. Cross words should not be unsolvable.
In traffic jams, we should preserve our patience.
Unlike embalmers, who preserve their patients.
Just don’t buy your butter at a Crematorium.
I thought of being cremated, but I’m lactose intolerant.
Can anybody be cremated, or must they urn the privilege?
Cremation … my last chance at a smoking hot body.
Just don’t make an ash of yourself.
Hate the sin, not the cinder.
These puns are pure torch-er.
That burns me up!
If you light up a room with a floor lamp, does that make it a torchier chamber?
The other day, we took my Grandpa to one of those spas where the fish eat your dead flesh. It’s a lot cheaper than cremation.
Water you talking about?
I guess if you had left him out for the birds, that would be cheeper than cremation.
[thought I’d already posted this]
I guess if you’d taken him to where the birds pick away your dead flesh, that would be cheeper than cremation.
Oh, good a double post. *&^! My bad. (Actually, posting that even *once *was my bad.)