I like bananas a bunch

Like a lazy tailor would say…Suit yourself.

Once again, a serge in fabric puns.

My friend the shirt designer said he makes shirts in 45 seconds. But I knew he was fabricating lies.

He and others of his silk, undoubtedly.

Clothes, but yet so far.

Iron you gonna crease and desist?

There may be other problems that are more pressing.

How ironic.

This discussion seems incom-pleat.

Don’t get starchy with me!

Then let us spray for you.

Might as well. These days, nobody is allowed to get clothes to each other.

Camouflage clothing is so ugly. It’s no wonder you don’t see anyone wearing it.

I’m definitely seeing a pattern here.

Well, don’t hide it. What are you seeing?

Well plaid!

Just tartan things up around here.

I sense Spoons’ looming presence.

Weave just begun!

They put all sorts of wild patterns on pants these days. Britches be crazy.