Yeah, I thought he might have bean.
What were you up to, Spoons? Java good time?
What do you think he is, a drip?
Are there any perks to this daily grind?
Drip now, percolater.
These puns don’t mocha latte sense.
Did you hear about the fraternity at the culinary school? It’s called Cuppa Kappa Chino.
::applause to Spoons from one who has tried in vain many times to make a cappuccino pun::
Keep talking like that and you’re gonna get creamed.
Dogs don’t like cream in their coffee – only arf and arf.
Aw, shucks, it was nothin’. :::coffee, coffee:::
Seriously, I’d also been working on “cappuccino” for a while. Glad to know that it was appreciated. Thanks!
You deserve a laud of praise for that one!
Hmph. There were robins singing at Oly’s graduation, and he thought it meant he’d graduated summer-come-loudly.
The pomp and circumstances of his achievements are well regarded.
There are two kinds of commencement speeches: The good ones, and the one at your graduation.
In Oregon, they have Portland-cement speeches, rather than the common kind.
There’s been talk about the Egyptians having invented cement. But historians have looked in the ruins for evidence and found nothing concrete.
These puns form a tough aggregate.
Sure, but we’re just paving it forward.
I left my job as a concrete worker. It just got harder and harder.