Listening to crickets is a way to get some chirp thrills.
That story probably has legs.
I went to an archaeology party recently where they were only looking for remains of a lower leg. It was a shindig.
Probably served crackers with limb burger cheese.
Was the leg buried one foot deep?
If the archaeologists were looking for shinbones, it would have been a game of tibial pursuit.
Scotty says “I ulna give you credit for tha’ line!”
Okay, that one was pretty humurus.
Did it tickle your funny bone?
It did, within a certain radius.
Uber is starting a thing where rideshares are put on car carriers with other rideshares. It’s called Car Pools and Meta Car Pools.
I dunno, sounds too wristy for me.
If it is, we’ll just have to knuckle under.
Enough people have signed up to fill Angie’s car.
I’m gonna tip toe outta here.
Hey, these are pretty rib-tickling.
If you’re going to have sex with a frog, at least wear a condom. If you want him to enjoy it too, then rib it.
Is that frog deliberately getting into position for sex with Sam, or is that just a hoppin’ stance?
I once saw a documentary about the sex lives of frogs. I found it ribbeting.
But eventually they all croak.