'Rind and 'rind and 'rind we go – where we stop, nobody knows.
Orange you gonna tell me more?
Knock, knock. Avon calling!
Shouldn’t that be “ding-dong” when the Avon lady calls? After all, doesn’t knocking affect the cosmetic quality of the door?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
It’s me, The Avon Lady, you ding-dong!
And she’s the foundation upon which this conversation rests.
You make me blush!
If you imitate a clock using your mouth, does that mean that your lips tick?
But then people will wonder why you’re not tocking.
Wouldn’t you get a big hand anyway?
That makes me wonder – if a clockmaker takes up cigarettes, do his assistants have to worry about second-hand smoke?
Guess we’d just have to watch and see.
Ok, guys, dial it back.
I was going to hand it to you for a second there.
Let’s not get too wound up about this.
There’s a lot of watches you don’t wind up at all nowadays, in casio haven’t heard.
I know I’ve heard of those watches before, but it seems like such a long Timex ago.
Watches that you don’t wind up? Sounds like so much Bulova.
But assume that it’s true, just for the seiko argument.
Well, according to the lore we have heard, even a battery-powered watch needs adjusting from time to time.
What, you expected me to say, “Well, according to the lore us have heard…”?