Nope, too many Avalanches.
Don’t get buried or you’ll luge your chance to win a medal.
I’m used toboggan down in the details.
Just avoid slippery slope arguments.
A stool softener will give you stools oftener.
I’m reminded of some enema jokes that are so bad we should barium.
We all know about GI Joe, but we rarely hear about his fellow soldier, GI Tract.
Oh noes!! A Bug!! Or is it a Spider?
This will make me a Pacer!
We’ve moved on, Beckdawrek. There’s a whole new body of puns to make.
Oh shit, I was still on autos, sorry!
Luci, confused me on the previous page. That one really went right in the toilet!
You were on auto pilot.
Okay, I get it now (took me a while). Luciano700 is referring to MuSLIMs, am I right?
What’s next, play off “auto pilot”? I auto give that one up; I got nothing.
See how we do it, Luciano700?
Would it be Acura to say we’ve been pretty hit-and-Nissan these last couple o’ days?
Buy a raff raffle tick ticket and win a Winnebago.
That would make me a happy camper, unless I ran into a Bigfoot with it.
Yeah, that would sasquatch your hopes.
Squatch you talkin’ 'bout Willis??
I don’t have any cryptozoology puns, yeti will think of one.
Some one went to Scotland to paint a sea serpent, but couldn’t manage to get a good lochness.