I like bananas a bunch

One day at the 4077th, a certain major got a cigarette lighter, and now, Frank Burns.

Frank Burns was known to throw the Houlihan.

Was she on the Radar?

No, she was on the Potter.

Picking off the enemy with her Winchester. The men didn’t like her because she was a Klinger.

You had to respect, if not like, BJ. He never took his wife down a Peg.

I’m drawing a Blake on more characters. I think we’ve covered the McIntyre cast.

Really? We’ve covered Alda possibilities Swit these few sentences?

Yep, we’ve Honeycutt it into Pierces.

Surely there are Morgan these few. Let’s Burghoff our butts and think of 'em.

I think you guys are taking it a bit Farr.

Toast with Zwetschge is plum delicious!

Hey, let your palette be Freedman!

I once saw a small wooden platform cut in two. It became a cleft pallet.

If cut in three, it would have been a treble cleft.

Maybe you could use the pieces as a bass for something.

I can’t stanza music jokes. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

You are full of woodwinds.

Your statement is inco-hear-ent. I reflute it thusly.

Such bass statements can only lead to sax and violins.