:: off thread::As the sign at Katz’s Deli in NYC says: “Send a salami to your boy in the Army”. It’s supposed to rhyme.
A popular condiment at a Cat’s Deli is mouse-tard.
Getting back to Trump, I never sausage a poor weiner.
Are we really going to try and Fillmore space here with presidential jokes?
Clinton to close to the bone!
I’ll Grant that we might as well make Hayes while the sun shines.
People used to hate walking behind the 11th president because he was such a slowPolk.
Did you know one of the presidents once worked installing decorative ceramic squares in bathrooms? He was a john tiler.
George Washington, growing tired of cherry trees, once attempted to chop Adams’ apple.
Ever been to southern Africa during that time of year when brightly colored wildflowers are blooming on the flat, plains-like scrubland? Yes, it’s quite a Rosy Veldt.
It would be harding to make a worse pun than that one. Indeed these presidential puns are just awful. C’mon folks. Kids read these threads. Wilson one please think of the children?
Someone is. Didn’t Johnson and Johnson make “No More Tears” baby shampoo?
Lincoln a cite, please.
A cite? In this thread? Somebody, Carter off!
Ouch! I haven’t seen anyone stung that badly since the Rutherford Bee Haze.
From 6am to 7am every Sunday, a president or member of the military-industrial complex can call up radio station WXYZ and confess transgressions to a priest during the * I Sin Hour*.
It’s about time to Coolidge with this and Buchanan it. A Truman doesn’t Polk fun at presidents.
It appierce you are not a fan of presidential humor. Do you prefer basketball? I see the Knicks on tonight. That’s a game one can hardly 'Ford to miss.
Nixon that!
These are bad jokes, I’ll Grant you, but anything to Fillmore time on this wintry day, when I wish I was living in Jackson, or perhaps Cleveland.