I loved swimming in Egypt, but people told me I was in denial.
I love studying ancient Egypt and especially Cleopatra. I think it’s the pharaohmones.
♫ When you swim in the Nile and you see an eel smile, that’s a moray ♪♫
I understand that the smaller rivers who run into the Nile are called Juveniles.
…and when those small rivers flow into the big one they are completely annihilated.
…and someone who loves the once-destructive power of a free-flowing Nile River is a nihilist.
Damn Aswan!
But why? Did a swan dive at you?
That’s definitely something to take a gander at.
I think Ryan Gosling should take a gander at it.
He’s from Newfoundland, right?
Yes, along withis Labrador.
No man is an island
Islanded on Newfoundland once. St. John’s International Airport, as I recall.
Every nation is scrambling to claim new lands in the Arctic, but poor Canada has Nunavut.
I heard those Northern Territories are spectacular though. In fact, Yukon really see the Northern Lights up there.
I’ll never forget going through Hornepayne on the train in southern Ontario.
Northern Lights? Meh. Or as jaded Germans say “Aurora bore you Alles”.
I used to smoke a pack of Northern Lights a day.
Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Smoking bacon will cure it.