Did you hear about the cannibal who went off the grid to go live in the mountains by himself? He just got totally fed up with people.
I get so frustrated with people complaining about my cannibalism that I just throw up my hands.
The younger cannibals love their finger food.
Don’t be late to the cannibal dinner or you’ll get the cold shoulder.
I’m really fed up with people who can’t stop telling cannibal jokes.
Cannibals are quite effusive; they love to chew the fat with you.
You shouldn’t make fun of fat people. They’ve got enough on their plates already.
I was arguing with my friend in a restaurant and the waiter ran over and took the plate of garlic bread and coleslaw. I wish he’d stop taking sides.
Tonight on Slaw and Order: Special Waiter’s Unit…
Support bacteria, they’re the only culture some people have.
Hearing jokes about bacteria really makes me sick.
The ambitious bacterium knew it had made its way into the 1% when Clorox killed all its friends and relatives.
Clorox’s role in the Trojan War was scrubbed out by his rival Ajax.
The captured cannibal was made to fight in the Roman arena, 'cuz he was glad he ate her.
Some people want to abolish Roman numerals. About that I say 1 1000 51 6 500!
If my cell phone bill does not reference battle tactics of the 3rd century, then what are these Roman charges?
Roman charges were very costly for the Phoenicians.
My former girlfriend was from Rome. It was hard breaking up because my X was a 10.
Julius Caesar was the first dictator of Rome because he was the only one with the Gaul to try it.
The Roman Empire was cut in half by Caesars.