I like bananas a bunch

Well, I go down a steep curve and I’m riding the brakes, just saying.

James Brown sure brought a boiling hot stage show, didn’t he?

“Let a man come in and do the popcorn” fitted him to a tea.

“That dood it” but “I feel good”…so I forgive you.

Every Christmas, I buy gifts forgiven.

Did you read the Santa clause?

Is that the one about elf insurance?

“It’s Christmas Eve, and it’s snowing. Why should I take an umbrella?”

“For the rain, dear.”

Yule be sure to know that time is near
When Crosby’s carols at once appear.

I Hoped we could get one more “Road To” movie with Bob and Bing.

Lamour you want, Lamour you get.

The boys favorite flavor of cake was patty. Patty wasn’t too happy about that.

Did you mean Peppermint?

Or rather…did you mean mint, Pepper?

York taking this peppermint thing a bite too far.

York? Old or New?

Old or New? First or Alas, poor Yorick!

I saw a production of Hamlet when I was in New Yorick.

I like the ‘Piglet’ movie. You know, ‘Hamlet’ on the hoof.

I saw that. I thought it was pooh.

It made me roo the day.