Is he from the Bronzini family?
As cod as my witness, I didn’t know that, but I did think I smelt a rat.
You thought they’d just roughy him up? He shad to be krillt.
For the smelt rat you need a catfish.
And you’ll need my lawyer just in case. He looks Jewfish.
ETA: Plus he likes gaffed, filet fish. [A reach…:)]
On a scale of one to ten, these jokes net a two. Get creel, people, instead of casting about for laughs or doing a bait and switch to hook a sucker.
Did you hear Queen Elizabeth rewarded a worm for service to the Commonwealth by dubbing him a Knight Crawler?
An inch worm is needed to make a foot, man.
Worms are shy creatures, real introvertebrates.
No, it’s more than that–they’re spineless and yellow-bellied.
They’re really on the hook.
Did someone mention the Captain? The evidence is patchy.
Well, I guess the wormed has turned.
Drunk, fat, and stupid is a fine way to go through life. Deny that!
I cannot. I dean that with my own eyes.
So the eyes have it then.
Can you educate us, Beck? I’d be a pupil in your class.
Iris thinking the exact same thing!
I call this vitreous humorous!
(Bats eyelashes) I will see to an eye-opening course. I envision pupils with their eyes on the prize.