That seems like a fair rendering.
Lions are known for their morning routine. First check their mane for the right coif, then go sneaking through the grass, then charging after their prey. So: locks, stalks and barrels.
What did the lion wear for the ballet dance? A leotard.
But, can he change his spots?
If he doesn’t go to white-tie affairs, he doesn’t need spats.
And since he doesn’t need spats, he wouldn’t have a legging to stand on.
Garter-sing, garter-dance!
Ok, off with the gloves!
Guess I’d better tux in my shirt.
For a laugh, I gave a boy with no hands a pair of gloves for Christmas. But the joke was on me, because he hasn’t opened the package yet.
I’d give you hand for that one, but…
I was going to try and think up a tasteful legless pun to post here, but I am stumped.
That’s just limp.
Hey, it’s not that bad. Keep going and you’ll get hooked. Dorrance #5X stainless steel hooks, to be precise.
Longtime Dopers will get the joke; for those of you who weren’t here 15 or so years ago:
I am going to go out on a limb here and say most people won’t understand you about these hooks for hands.
Oh, 'tis but an 'armless jape.
The jokes on her if she has an itch.
You 'eard she’s 'armless. She 'as no aitch.
My rooster is having problems walking around. Do you think my vet can help with cock knees?
I imagine I would be so very bored as a chicken veterinarian. I’d spend all day watching the cluck.