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That’s oak by me.
I think I’ll take my leaf of you.
Yew too.
Son of a birch! The thread lives!
By poplar demand!
My Aspen tired for 2 days.
I’ve been pining fir more puns.
Sweet gum anyone?
After almost 1200 posts to this thread I would think you’d be sycamore puns at this point.
Yes, I am, but I thought that my dogwood like them.
I’m almost pawsitive that your dog would.
This thread is going to the dogs. Might be time to pull the pug.
Don’t hound me so! You’re like a terrier with a bone!
I thought of becoming a vet but I didn’t like the lab work.
Well that’s a cat-astrophe!
Beck, are you telling tails again?
If he is, that would fill me with righteous furry.
Eskimos like to use dog packs for hunting, but not huskies or malamute. They prefer German breeds, which they divide into two groups to close in on the prey. It’s a classic pinscher movement, and they’re totally Inuit.
Did you hear about the woman who got lost in the Arctic? They sent a dog out to find her and retriever.