I like bananas a bunch

Two fonts walk into the bar, and the barman says, “Sorry lads, we don’t serve your type.”

That’s Arial painful pun. Good job!

I agree. It sure had an Impact.

You had to wrench that one loose, I see.

I was just monkeying around, Beck.

I love a crescent moon.

Socket to us with another!

I am glad you have an outlet for bad punning.

I’m glad I have an outlet too. This thread–it’s electric!

Well, I never…So shocking!

A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Get out! We don’t serve your kind here.” The superconductor left without resistance.

Resistance is futile.

No trying to put in a new bathroom floor without enough materials is few tile.

I’m getting Borg with this.

I was working on updating my bathroom until I was just too pooped out.

Well, you’re pissing me off.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Sigh. If you like bathroom humor, urine luck here.

I want to poo-poo that notion, right up front.

Poop is a crap palindrome.