French fries are seriously American after all.
If the butler on that old show Family Affair cooked up some potatoes in oil, would they be “Mr. French fries”?
Oh, my. What would Smithers say to that?
I don’t know, but I bet his remark would hit a Homer.
Uh, something something Burt Ward.
These puns write themselves!
Even George IV’s family never called him Burt. [oh wait that’s not a pun]
I won’t write a post. I’ll pun-t this one.
The butler did it!
Of course, King Alfred. His British brother, a clerk, was mistakenly assumed to be from Kent.
But, do you have Sir Walter Raleigh in a can?
He’ll be done in a bit. Just wait to hear the flush.
Would that be the royal flush?
Beck, you card. Do you suppose Sir Walter Raleigh was up late at Knight?
Spoons you’re the joker! We’re two of a kind!.
Good to know, Beck. Hungry? I could offer a pear.
Oh, you’re a peach!
I like bananas a bunch
You have to admit that they have appeal.
I am gonna split.
Sour grapes, Beck?
Oooh, I like grapes a bunch, too.
I know a grape who spends his time sitting in the sun. It’s his raisin d’etre.