I like bananas a bunch

My staff says that I’m okay.

So then why are you always in treble?

Not me. I safely reached second bass.

Careful, I am keeping notes.

Priests attract women by the score. [hat tip: Joyce]

Darn those priests! If women didn’t go for them, the us ordinary guys wood winds.

The winds of change are blowing.

I reed your post, Beck, and I agree.

To make a statement like that, you must have brass balls.

It’s a cymbal of things to come.

Ouch, that’s like a stick hitting my tympanic membrane.

Or getting caught in a snare.

Don’t go around percussion like that.

I wouldn’t, and that guarantee comes with no strings attached.

Or bows, I’ll bet.

Ah, Beck, I can see that music puns are your forte.

I think this might be a reprise.

Maybe we need to put these music puns on hold.

Are we calling ‘coda’?

I guess the music puns are falling a little flat.