The invention of a shirt fastener after the button was a snap.
We zipped this right up.
That’s why Scotsmen wear kilts, because sheep can hear zippers.
What’s that giant safety pin for?
Why did the bagpipe player cross the road? . . . I thought while accelerating.
You collided with that one.
Smashing response, Beck!
Yep, I’m on the hit parade.
Yawn. It’s late; I’m going to crash soon.
So you’re going to hit the hay?
I am gonna bale in awhile.
I did crash, but I could barley sleep.
I always knew you had a rye sense of humor.
Although he’s something of a freekeh.
Milo point is early afternoon. Just thought I’d share.
Did you hear about the guy who shot a box of corn flakes, then disappeared?
The police are looking for a cereal killer.
An oat-y but a goldie.
Don’t ridicule cereal. It’s special. K?
Don’t get crispy with me.
I thought Oly’s remark was magically delicious!