He was once the staff of life.
His work should be an inspiring cymbal to young musicians.
I tried calling the Fermata Inn to book a room and they put me on hold.
While you were waiting on hold, did you pass the time by reading a roman a clef?
Nah, I’m a minor.
Shouldn’t matter. You can still read; you can C sharp, correct?
While crossing the street, you need to C sharp or else you will B flat.
And then there was the guitar teacher who was arrested for fingering a minor.
Excuse me while I tinkle the ivory.
Is it an electric piano, Beck? Because if so, you could really strike a cord.
I thought she was going to piss on her piano keys. 
How rude!!
That would depend on whose piano it is.
One too many of those STEINways, it’ll do it every time.
All I know is you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
It helps if the fish were in the School choir.
It’s been a day or so since I’ve been to this thread. Everything’s going swimmingly, I see.
Just don’t make waves.
So tsunami.
Shell yeah!