I like bananas a bunch

I have a talon for that.

Just beak careful with it, will you?

I’m in pecking-order, I swear.

When it comes time to feather your nest, should you follow the pecking order?

Or just wing it?

Either way, can you tweet us your decision?

You quack me up.

A feather in my cap?

These puns are getting really cheep.

That’s fowl.

I don’t like what I’m heron, boys and gulls.

I am ducking out for a breather.

I hope that these puns are not driving you stork-raving mad.

Pad puns should be a Cardinal sin.

Don’t be soar. Bird puns are high quaility!

My, my…My little Chick-a-dee.

I might be gullible but I can’t say that I egret starting this thread.

Peeps be raven 'bout it!

That flies in the face of decency, I tell ya!

Is it time for the bird discussion to migrate somewhere else?