I Like The World In My Head Better

For those of you who haven’t been paying attention to the news, recently an unidentified sea creature washed up on the shore of the south Pacific.

Here a link to the first news article I saw regarding this:

Giant Sea Creature Baffles Chilean Scientists

You know how sometimes when you read something too fast you get some of the words wrong? Well, when I saw this, I didn’t read the word “Baffles”. I saw the word “Battles”.

I like my news article better.

Yeah, yours is better.

Giant Sea Creature Battles Christian Scientists?

[sub]Chinese Scientologists? Huh?[/sub]