Harley Davidson, to get that nice rumbly sound
Oh my God…the tooter extruder…that is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day!!!
I know this is slightly off topic, but there aren’t a lot of places where the relative merits of animal anal attachments are being properly discussed.
It just so happens that the New Zealand government is considering a flatulance tax. (No I’m not kidding!) A levy is being imposed on farm animals to offset the greenhouse gasses being produced. I’m not certain about chrome tailpipes and exhaust amplifiers, but I’m certain that there will soon be a market for an onboard fart detector with electronic funds transfer capabilities.
Yep… good thinking. I can see the chrome against her shiny black coat right now. rrrrrrrrrrr. I will, however, need to have some sort of mechanism on it that allows her to confirm the ‘potency’ of each burst. This is an obsession she has and cannot be over-looked.
wiping the tears of laughter from my eyes as, five minutes after reading this reply, I manage to pick myself up from the floor…
Okay okay, sorry it’s such crap quality… I had to use an image editor that’s not quite up to snuff with what I’m used to tools-wise, and a trackball to edit… plus it’s a ush job and and and… enough excuses. I present… the ricer dog!
Okay, now that I can see through the laughter-induced tears clearly enough to type…
No wait, more laughter…
Dawg, lieu , do you know how badly a 4/11 will hurt the gas mileage on that thing? I mean, sure, the dog will be able jump off the line, and probably pull a 9 second or better quarter-mile, but what if modro takes his dog out daily and not just on Sunday? I would suggest a 3:73 rear, posi-traction, and chroming her toenails. And while you have her on the lift, you might install some traction bars, wouldn’t want her butt to get all squirelly on burn-outs. Of course, with these mods doggie would be running straight pipes, which would not cut down on the exhaust fumes (Dude, I think your dog is running a little, rich, man)
So I would stick with modro’s planned modifications. And add a nitrous tank. There is nothing cooler than watching a dog purge just before she chases a cat. psssst psssst
** Zenham ** , I am going to laugh myself sick. That picture is perfect!!! Love the wing.
All you boys are evil geniuses!!!
Sorry to bring up the dead thread, but I had to add this in… stumbled across this cartoon this morning:
http://www.ibiblio.org/Dave/Dr-Fun/collections/1990/images/df1990-013.gifDrFun Cartoon
