I live next to a porn star !

As horribly ego-shrinking as this will be, it has to be said: It is best that a very cold shower be had and that you avoid her in your porn queries.

If she had wanted your Kielbasa, you would have been asked by now so… accept this as an odd footnote in your personal history and let her go?

Is that what they’re calling it now?

Point taken, but you have to realize all this information is readily available because she posted it online herself. She is basically advertising. The actual wording on that one video screen that shows up on porn sites is:

“FIND HER AT 00000 MYSTREET, MYTOWN, OHIO, ZIP CODE”. Written over a photo of her face with sperm all over it and a big dick in her mouth. She ain’t shy.

All the contact information from Mylife, again, she wrote that including 5 or 6 AKAs, phone number, address, name and location of her employment, working as a porn star and an escort, etc.

I am not disclosing that information to anyone (sorry, you PM guys) or linking to it, just reporting about it.

And no, I’m not tying to hook up. It’s just an unusual occurrence.

Dennis

Dennis, I’m not from Ohio, but I do have friends in Cleveland. They are salt-of-the-earth good people. So that said, I’m just trying to advise you as I would one of my good friends:
Look, you are Married. She is married. She’s just not that into you so ignore her.
Beautiful Women Actresses are great at looking beautiful and shaking money down out of Dumb-Ass-Guy trees. She may be nice to kids and good to her momma… but 90% of the time she is way short on giving two flying fucks about guys like you.

Maybe the porn name of “Innocent Nell McImplants” sounds sexy, but I’m guessing it was muy painful and also that she will take every ounce of that pain out on some Joe Smith who says he wants to be in her life.

Maybe she’ll say, “Go away, Joe… I’m damaged goods and I always end up screwing with men’s heads before I empty their bank accounts.”
Well, maybe it’s your job to believe her.

Treat her like she eats plutonium for breakfast and never let her get close enough to you to let her poison you (or stab you in your back). She is like a Human Dyson Machine: she’ll suck your dick, suck out your soul, suck you clean of every stock/bond/negotiable asset you own… and when she’s done, she’ll wiggle her ass onto the next mark on her list without any regrets or any ramifications.
TL;DR Six Words To Live By: " She’s An Actress. Just Say No."

Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.

That just aggravates me. Getting or giving a blow job on camera doesn’t make you a porn star. You’re not a porn star unless you’re so famous that mainstream people know what you’re famous for. There probably aren’t more than a dozen porn stars working today. You; mixdenny; live next to a porn actress. Try to get it right next time.

I think you’re reading way too much into the intention of the OP. Like wayyy too much.

Seems to me that most of mixdenny’s posts are tongue in cheek. Are you trying to whoosh people, or have you been whooshed?

I was just having fun. I’ll let it go. We’re all big boys & girls here.

Tongue in cheek? Is that what it’s called now?

Well, now I don’t know what to think. If you do just a plain Google search for her name a lot of photos come up. Some of them show her holding her driver’s license and Social Security card in her hands while she has a big smile. In fact one photo has a full closeup of both IDs. Another shows a mug shot from an arrest a few years back. Another shows her employer’s logo and slogan with selfies of her at work mixed in with porn shots of her around the edge.

Even if you are a porn [actress] why would you allow photos of yourself holding IDs? Maybe all of this publicly available stuff is revenge after all.

Dennis

I’m leaving California and moving to Ohio!

“Aye…! Oh…! Erection leads you to Ohio…!”

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“Aye…! Oh…! Erection leads you to Ohio…!”

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Way to go. Ohio.

One night I heard an accident at the corner down the hill from my house, and went down to investigate. This guy had run the stop sign and gone straight into the woods, hitting a big tree. He was conscious but seemed confused, trying to call people on his cell and asking me what state he was in, an odd question on these tiny country roads. Then the cop came and started taking notes and talking on his radio, and he told somebody this was “a guy from the kinky sex place”.

A bit of internet research uncovered that a business behind my house, about 5 minutes walk through the woods, also had , well, a kinky sex place. It is a private club with special rooms that imitate a doctor’s office, a school classroom, a dungeon, a circus, a gym, etc etc. They apparently do a big business on weekend nights, but they keep their location pretty secret and they say you have to put down a deposit before they’ll tell you how to find them. It isn’t secret enough, though.

I live next door (well, down the dirt track) from a phone-pole star, a champion at ascending and descending mighty wooden rods. Really wiry, you bet! But are there videos? No - the world is not fair.

That seems like a bad idea, unless the listed address actually belongs to someone this woman really, really dislikes.

What a delightful collection of bon mots about someone who(for all we know) might have been forced to do porno against her will.

It sure doesn’t sound like it.