How come, when people can make remote controls that will beep when you push a button on the VCR so you can find it, no one has attached such a little doohickey to a cup or mug so that I can stop losing my damn cups of tea? There could be a little keyring thingo to activate the doohickey to make it beep.
Of course, then I’d probably lose the little Make It Beep keyring thingo, and need another little thingo to make the Make it Beep thingo beep so I could find it…