He’s so smart. Seems to know a little about everything. Very witty and verbose. Speaks 4 languages. Can jump in his car and be in 4 different countries within 2 hours.
He lives in a place where pot is legal.
I love his guts.
-Katy
Ewwwww.
I don’t love him. It’s more along the lines of a hushed respect. Perhaps if he were to saunter into the room, I would do a quick inhalation, turn to the person sitting next to me, mouth the word “Coldfire”, all while hearing the theme song from “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly” playing in the back of my thoughts.
We went right out there and refused to do accoustical versions of the electrical songs that we had refused to record in the first place.
Yeah, he knows a little about everything because they have a good prison library.
And he won’t be jumping in any cars until his parole hearing.
By the way, he doesn’t particularly care for girls, if you catch my drift.
But, goats…
Who?
Best!
Byz
Voted most sex obsessed. (Yeah, blow me smart ass!)
You know, Byz, the oxymoron.
Catrandom
Coldfire ROCKS
One smart dude, who doesn’t flaunt it (too much!) plus he has an intuitive grasp of our language and uses it well.
Carpe Jugulum
“Our language,” eh? Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
Cue Enio Moricone music…
Well, well, well. What do we have here?
blushes
Thanks guys… I’m not really all that smart. I just talk a lot so people forget what THEY were thinking. And an empty head is easy to fill.
Hang on now. That didn’t come out right.
Someone without an opinion is easy to influence.
There.
Oh, Wally… I do care for girls. It is just that around you I get confused… I start contemplating switching teams…
But all that is in the past. I hear you’ve got one ugly scar now, and I’m simply not into that sort of thing.
The goat thing has never been proven.
I really only speak 2 languages fluently (Dutch and English). German and French… well, je me debrouille, I guess 
Please people. DNFTCB!*
I’m arrogant enough as it is. Let this thread die a swift death 
- = Do Not Feed The Clog Boy!
Coldfire
Voted Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk
"You know how complex women are"
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Ew. What’s’e clogged with?
A committee is a lifeform with six or more legs and no brain.
I enjoy CF’s comments. Always have, hopefully always will.
Awww. My favourite thread is back, and I didn’t even bump it
Coldfire
Voted Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk
"You know how complex women are"
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Or where’s’e clogged?
Anyway, I love Coldfire too. So verbose, so colorful, so full of good old fashioned Dutch moxy and … Oh, god, someone shoot me. Now I’ve got the “Little Mouse with Clogs on” song in my head again.
Coldfire, I think this should be your new sig line.
PS - I love you in my own weird Shirley Way. You are very funny. (Gawd, does that sound…{grabbing thesarus} stupid. ) Oh never mind.
I wuv ya too Shirley… and consider it done
Coldfire
Voted Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk
WallyM7 on Coldfire:
"Yeah, he knows a little about everything because they have a good prison library."
Love your new sig, CF. 
Dubbed The Skunk of Holes by some putz who’s name I have fortunately forgotten.
CF- you quite possibly could be the only man who’s ever listened to me. I think this means I have to stalk you now.
Ha! How about ME stalking YOU??
Coldfire
Voted Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk
WallyM7 on Coldfire:
"Yeah, he knows a little about everything because they have a good prison library."
Whooo Hooo! My social life is on the upswing! OTOH, by stalking me, means yours is in the toilet.
Obviously not, since you re-re-stalked me straightaway…