If Coldfire were King Of The World....

I wonder what he’d do?

Any ideas?

You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

As long as he avoids those icebergs, he should do just fine…

“Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.” - Procrastinator’s motto.


I think beer would be free. And cigars.

He wouldn’t be much of a king if he didn’t do that.

I think.


I dunno.

Sorry, the Cliche Clique is not accepting new members at this time,

You mean he isn’t?


One thing’s for goldarned sure, his Cabinet would include a Minister of Felching.

::running for cover::


The national language would be Dutch.

I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.

The **Global[/b/ Language would be Dutch :wink:


"You know how complex women are"

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)