Mods:
Please don’t close this thread.
Just move it to the pit.
No, sorry, I’m just closing it. Could have been amusing, turned into an insult fest. Not appropriate for Cafe Society. There’s no reason to send it to the Pit for further pokes.
And, folks, please: when someone insults you in this forum, your best response is to hit the REPORT BAD POST button (the little red triangle with a ! in the upper right corner of the post.) That brings the insult (which is an offense against Forum Rules) to the attention of the Moderator. If you respond in kind – no matter how tempting – then, when the Moderator does show up, you both get scolded.
So, the best revenge is NOT to respond to the post, but to call in the Moderator.