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Not wanting to bring a Zombie to life, I would like to update you on the dickhead doctor that put two bicyclists in the hospital with his car back in August. Original thread here.
Well he had his preliminary hearing the other day.

But wait there is more…
Remember this post from the linked thread? Yup, it appears that this isn’t the first time the good doctor tried to kill a couple of bike riders

Dickhead.

His attorney seem to live in some alternate universe, however. The attorney is trying like hell to spin this anyway he can.

I am pretty sure that if I look up road rage in the dictionary, I will find the doctor’s picture. I think I will just pull up a lawn chair, get some popcorn and wait for that to be developed in court. :dubious::rolleyes:

As I said before, fuck you doctor. Fuck you up the ass with a 2X4 wrapped in rusty barbed wire.

Four wheels good, two wheels bad?

And I hope that ass gets a road rage charge as well.

Tell you what.
Why don’t you climb on a 20 lb. bike go for a ride. Then after the driver of a 4,000 lb car attempts to kill you, report back as to your state of mind, your language and actions.
:rolleyes:

I am sure you are such a level headed individual that after such an occurrence you would say, Pardon me old chap, could you possibly avoid trying to kill me in the future? :dubious:

Me? I’m not that good of a person. You try and kill me, I get upset. It is an obviously a fault in my personality.

You forgot the sauce: Ph.D. coating* will go so well with that.

Other than that, I agree wholeheartedly with this Pitting. The guy is an asshat, and for a doctor to forget that an automobile has the potential to be a deadly weapon is completely inexcusable.

*A mix of Kosher salt, capsacin oils, and vinegar. Originally developed as a hypothetical coating for cluebats, when applied as suppositories for those deserving fools who need a little something extra to allow the clue to enter.

What color is the sky on your planet?

The man tried to do them bodily harm with a motor vehicle. Slamming your fist on the car is a rather mild reaction to that sort of thing.

I like the way you think. Yes, must have Ph.D sauce.

As a silver lining, at least the driver here was a 59 year old doctor. I can only assume the cyclists will get a decent civil settlement out of this–that is, if the doc doesn’t spend all his money on criminal lawyers first.

And let’s not forget - he’s a doctor. They should double his jail sentence and fines for, you know, being a doctor.

That’ll teach 'em.

Paging Dr. Bendover, the North Block shower time proctologist.

Back in the good old bad days, I’m retired now by the way, we had a clueless cage force it’s way into our tight pack from an expressway entrance. Real bad move. By the time that car got off the road, it looked like it was in a demolition derby just from fists and boots. The drive had wised up fast and made no move to get out of the car.

Then there was the time a driver waited until I was in front of him on my mountain bike and then gunned into me. I had full eye contact with him at the time too. I bounced away but the bike was toast. There was a rent-a-cop 2 cars back who saw it all and had a blast being all 'Rambo" on the driver.

Also had many a red neck pickum up truck sneak up behind me while I was bike riding and ‘air horn’ me. Had some nasty crashes over that.
So yeah, I kind of road rage back at them a bit… :wink:

Increasing his civil damages, if not his fines, because he knew all the better what his actions could result in sounds completely reasonable to me. It goes to show an increased level of malice.

Not quite as bad, but it’s also hairy when some arsehole screams out of a vehicle window as they are going past you. :mad:

What causes this, anyway? I’ve been cycling for several years in Japan on a near-daily basis, and I have never, I mean not one single time, encountered any gratuitous hostility from drivers, let alone with the frequency described in many of these threads. In fact, the number of times I’ve been honked at is lower than the number of times drivers at red lights have struck up conversations with me.

Just what the hell is wrong with drivers in your countries?

It’s a cultural thing. We’re a car commuting nation. Few cities outside southern California seem to embrace cycling.

Really?

It takes medical knowledge to know that you can cause great harm to bicyclists by getting them to suddenly slam into your car? What specialty does that come under? :dubious:

No. But being a doctor, presumably one who had to do a rotation in the ER as part of his residency, he cannot convincingly argue, as Joe Six-Pack might, that he had no idea what he was doing was dangerous and potentially lethal.

I would note that Dr. Dickhead was in emergency medicine. So if anyone should know of the injuries that could be caused by such an accident, he would be the guy.

Maybe he was just trying to drum up a little business.

I never had trouble bicycling in Ohio, except for one car honking jackass, who turned out to be a friend of mine (who was just trying to say “Hello!”) :rolleyes:

Here in Japan people aren’t hostile to bicyclers at all, as Sublight mentioned. But they are also much, much, much more accustomed to them. I mean, even out in Sticksburg, Japan you can often find bicycle parking areas and, if you are lucky, even a bicycle parking garage. In the US, particularly outside of large cities, most people aren’t accustomed to bicyclers on the road and, presumably, get annoyed at being mildly “inconvenienced” (Oh, damn, you might have to scoot a couple feet to one side!). Why this annoyance turns to asshattery, I don’t know, I’ve never studied road rage in any more depth than watching my grandma slam her wheel and shout, “Shit-ass!” :stuck_out_tongue:

This guy should be drawn and quartered. Seriously. Let’s make an example.