A mate of mine tells a story of miss three running up to him while he was relaxing on the couch and in the process headbutted him in the nether regions. The eyes remained open but no light came in. No breathing for quite some time. Little beads of perspiration and tears running down the cheeks.
He had two days off work and a visit to the specialist to check that everything was working properly. And he walked kinda funny for about a week.
It gets worse.
Do not buy those rock hard “training” shoes. Trust me, those should be outlawed.
Learn to cover up quickly - it’s your only option, and try to show as little reaction as possible. I know it’s tough, but if she figures out that this is an easy way to get Daddy to make funny faces your life’s gonna be hell.
Just had a playhouse/swingset put in for my three year old this weekend. As I was swinging her, one of the young neighborhhod boys walked by right in front of her path and she caught him right in the orchids.
“Oooof!” said I, thinking he’d quickly crumble.
But I guess the little bugger’s nuts hadn’t dropped yet because he just bounced right off and kept playing. Heh, his day will come.
ROFL! My hubby had the same problem when the girls got to be a certain hieght!
Thanks for the warning guys, points well taken.
-Trupa, Dad of 1 yr old trusquirt.