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Morning!

Caffeine percolation in progress, and it actually seems like it might be a nice day despite the little raincloud icon on my PDA’s weather applet. A bit chilly, but it seems to be warming up a wee bit.

I stayed in during all the Halloween hubbub. I could hear it outside anyway, with kids screaming either in fright or because they’d just been given those vile little black-and-orange-wrapped malt/cod liver oil toffees. (I know those made me want to scream when I was a wee lad) Our building complex doesn’t let kids go door to door though; they set up a Halloween depot in the rental office building, in the party room. I saw it this morning when I dropped off the rent cheque, and it seems to have been decked out pretty heavily with the usual assortment of dollar store garb and cotton webbing and such. :slight_smile:

Has Halloween changed from when we were kids? 'Cos I seem to recall back in the day we’d head out at somewhere around 7, and we’d canvass something like the entire city block or more, staying out at least a couple of hours while we hit as many houses as humanly possible. The success of our haul was measured by the difficulty we had carrying it home; it just couldn’t be called a good Halloween if you weren’t a hair’s breadth away from herniating by the time you returned. I’m hearing from a lot of sources now though that there just aren’t as many kids going out, and a lot of the kids that do push the age curve up a few years. Plus, thanks to the day and age in which we live and the shift in daylight savings, it seems that going out while there is still light and returning shortly after it’s gone will become the norm. It’s a pity, as going out when it was dark was half the fun! How can you be spooked when you can see everything?

So now November’s here and, at least for us Canucks, the Christmas shopping season starts in earnest. My window lights will go up this evening. Yay! (Yes, I love Christmas, okay? Get thee hence, humbugs!)

Special1/Boo - Hey, uh … while you two are in there, d’ya think you could keep a casual eye out? My pet Huntsman spider got out of his tank again and I think he skittered into one of those rooms. Y’know … if you happen to have a spare moment. He likes vegetables.

Hank - [sub]How’s the head? See, I’m being the nice one this morning.[/sub]

GT - I had trouble sleeping again last night. Didn’t drift off 'til 2:30am. Of course, I didn’t get into bed 'til quarter after one, but still. I think the problem is that I didn’t feel truly tired enough to sleep, but I had to try anyway because if I stayed up later I’d wake up feeling like crap. Well, like more crap. :slight_smile:

ETA: Woo! 5 is MINE!

I have fallen deeply into Butterfinger addiction.

Wow, I think we are going to need more than room 304 with all the friskiness around here today. :wink:

[Censored]

What’re y’all gawping? Carry on… nothing to see here…

I can see you in 403 in … oh about an hour? :wink:

Oh, it was him, was it? I was just starting to think SpecialOne was trying to trick me with that many hairy legs. And he swore blind he wasn’t little either.

I’ll see if I can tempted the long-leggedy beastie out with some of these carrots I just happen to have lying around…

If I find him, I might even introduce him to Geri

checks watch 403 in an hour? I’ll be there. :wink:

He thinks I’ll be finished with him in an hour? He should know better than to rush me…

I’ve just returned from a succesful Buying-Cheap-Chocolate trip. Half off. I got four bags of peanut butter cups, a bag of Mars Bars, a mixed box of Cadbury, and a bag of Aero. I think. It’s all kind of a blur of chocolate. :smiley:

Anyway, it was about ten bucks.

Priceless thing Total and Complete Wanker/Idiot said last night: “I don’t mind being in costume around people I know. I just don’t like being outside in public in costume, because I look like a complete tool. Like you, Lissla”.

I’m trying to get Driving Husband to take my shift tonight, because I would really rather not have the money, and not have to be stuck with him for six hours tonight. And I don’t want Mr. Lissar to come in and pound the crap out of him. Which he probably will do if I come home boiling with rage again.

Okay, I do want Mr. Lissar to pound him, but I think I don’t want him to be in jail.

Wow. I really haven’t disliked anyone this much in a long time.

Anyway, time for deep breathing, tea, breakfast, and chocolate.

[No time to post… we’re both… busy… :D]

Vegetables are SO last century. Haven’t you heard? It’s all about bicycles now!

And I didn’t drink last night! My head is fine, thankyouverymuch. Cloud Maiden and I watched ANTM, then just hung out and smoked a bit. I was in a singing mood, so I got out my guitar, while Cloud Maiden broke the hearts of many men on lavalife. :smiley:

LiLi, sorry you have to deal with that tool. We just have to take a deep breath and remember such people are to be pitied. And then bury our murderous rages with chocolate. Or something.

Yes. His opinion of me doesn’t matter, but I’m amazed that he’s so stupidly rude. And because of all his combined bad traits, being around him is a minute-by-minute countdown until it’s time to leave. Grueling.

Urk. I didn’t sleep very well (with feline assistance. Cats jumping on face isn’t as soothing as you might think). I’m pretty tired. I think this is an excuse to lie around eating chocolate. I might do some vacuuming later. Maybe. If I feel like it.

I still have a raspberry almond cake from Tuesday. Anyone want some?

Morning, all. I slept like a rock last night, fell asleep at 9:15 and woke up at 10:00 this morning. :eek: Apparently I was tired. :dubious: Anyway, I’m feeling considerably more human now. Thank heavens.

{{{Shadow}}}

Sandy the Dogsitter came over to meet the guys, and from their interaction with her, all I can say is that I think the treatment they’ll get from her will rival the abuse JoeDawg (happy birthday, little guy!) gets from Unca Swampy. They are gonna get seriously spoiled. Clearly, the prospect horrified them. :smiley: They were so excited, they forgot to bark at the TorTers coming to the door! We did get just a few, so it was a good thing Papa Tigs got the candy. But mostly I was laughing as both dogs were trying their hardest to get the most attention from Sandy the Dogsitter. Too bad they never like new people!

So today is a busy workday, but that’s okay since I’m not dragging my behind. All you folks in Rooms 304 and 403, keep it down! And keep that squid in there, I don’t need him messing with my keyboard!

(Whew! that was … interesting, Boo! :D)

[Finally having extricated myself from her clutches]

Enters room 403, checks to see if **McUne **is waiting…

Of course I’m waiting. Although you better make sure the wait was worth it. :wink:

Class today is boring.

Guess what time it is, kiddies?

That’s right! It’s FORECAST TIME!! Yippee!

[/false enthusiasm tinged with sarcasm]

Reminds me of a job I had back in the earlier part of the 90s. I had a cow-orker named Jean-Guy who was breathtakingly rude and condescending – nothing was ever done right, nor his fault, and that which spilled from his lips was divine. And I worked the same shift as him. My only high point working with him was when he was first showing me around the place and, evidently to show how well he knew the grounds, led me through a utility room without turning on the light and tripped over a mop and bucket. Fortunately, in a fit of divine justice, he was canned a couple of weeks later, presumably because he got snooty to the wrong person. I quite enjoyed my job after that. :slight_smile:

Be careful with him, McUne, he may have trouble sitting down for a while, and whilst a little unsightly I’m sure the rash will die down soon.

*Shuts **McUne *up… the Old Fashioned way (that is, physical blockage of mouth…)

This will be a lot more interesting. Maybe even educational (in a way)

OK, you shouldn’t be hearing from us for a while, now… :smiley:

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**Li-li **-- This guy sounds like a real piece of work. If you weren’t about to be rid of him for the foreseeable future I’d be all for documenting and reporting his more egregious behavior, but, think of it this way – it will soon be Somebody Else’s Problem!

If he’s still there when you go back to work… well, deal with it then…

Haze, bicycles!? :confused: :eek:

Yay! Driving Husband is taking my shift!

So the day will be dedicated to eating chocolate and lying around. I might do some chores. Maybe. The Housewife Manual didn’t warn me about all the actual work involved in Housewifing. I expecting more bonbons-and-soap operas. Although I can’t stand soap opera, so maybe I should be grateful.
Yes, if I were staying I’d be documenting and reporting him, but I’m not, and I really don’t think he’ll be there when I get back, so it is somebody’s else’s problem. I’m switching with DH for his Saturday, which is more hours, more pay, and much better company.

Of to chocolate-ify.