For various reasons I’ve been going into the main office rather than going out to work at client sites. In the office I can pick up miscellaneous work a few hours each day, but often have long patches of free time. What started as a joke about how no one talks on elevators morphed in to a 3 page missive. I sent it to a few friends and posted it on CL for kicks. Low and behold it looks like more than a few people agreed with my take on the daily elevator rides of the white collar drone. I present to you:
SFW, but there are a few non-PC terms in there. Enjoy!